{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-3","title":"Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly: 3","description":"\u003cp\u003eGet tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson's Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'  Daily Telegraph\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'  Time Out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003cbr\u003e\nAfter three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ewhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEnthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the  Council Planning department,  or derision from  Kaleb . Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on  rewilding and nettle soup  are doubted by  Lisa . And the stifling thickets of  red tape  keep only one person smiling –  Cheerful Charlie,  who charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented  bull   called Break-Heart Maestro  is delighting the  cows . The  pigs  are bringing home the bacon. And the  goats  are . . . most probably psychopaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhere else do you get to  harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e----\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReaders are loving  Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it's too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well.\u003cbr\u003e\nWitty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e‘Loved it, quickest book I've ever read. Can't wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":54363881898352,"sku":"UK1190","price":3.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/8543\/8576\/files\/ebook_8176_68ce85f38c.jpg?v=1790238357","url":"https:\/\/antbook.store\/fr-fr\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly-3","provider":"ANTBOOK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}